How mentally ill are you? ( With commentary, lol.)

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' ( Fun. )
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ( Friend thought it would be funny to make me get out while the car was still moving.. @_@)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. ( I've done it many many times
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (While reading and walking)
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IT IS POSSIBLE!!!)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. ( :: Points above:: )
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (The only reason I know is because I work in a pre-school)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (Don't want to give pre-schoolers false info!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ( DOWN THE STAIRS. AT SCHOOL.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have caught something on fire by accident. ( PYROOOO )
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. ( Oww. ;_; )
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (When I get bored or had little sleep the night before)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( Who said I think in the first place? )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Or I zone out in the middle of it and stop talking... XDD)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'()
TOTAL: 16

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. ( ;_; I suck at everything to do with math. )
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( Like sleeping?)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. ( ..... :: Cough:: )
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. ( WHAT? ::Headtilt:: )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (While Spinning around in circles on it. Wheee!)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ( OMG, YOU CAN TELL TEH FUTURE. )

Total: 5

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ?% Mentally Ill.